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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Going Green With In-vitro Meats?

In-vitro meat technology may be in its infancy here on Earth, but At the Thraxvue Cafe, people with refined taste from all over the galaxy can enjoy high quality in-vitro meats.  The meat is grown in the on-sight factory.  No animals were killed, or even harmed in the cultivation of your steak.  Grown without pesticides, chemicals, growth hormones or pharmaceuticals.  As an additional benefit, the planetary air-quality is unaffected by millions of animal flatulence.


Just make sure to bring a planet-sized pocket book with you.  Some items on the menu cost much more than the Earth on the Galactic Listing Service for real estate.  There's a price for quality and its definitely more than you can afford!

1 comment:

  1. Everything good? You missed the last couple of meetups. We want to read more! (And I was the only dude there tonight)

    Do they have lobster?

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