Brush up on galactic history

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Space Travel Tip #2


When in Gole, DON'T do as the Golans do. Their climate controlled planet is set to a constant, pleasant 80 degrees rendering clothing unnecessary. Resist the temptation to reveal yourself as you will most likely be a ghastly sight to the world of genetically enhanced identical twins. They revere their perfected humanity almost religiously. Flaunting your flawed figure would amount to blasphemy.


 

Keep your clothes on and try not to stare, it's rude!