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Showing posts with label Space Travel Tips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Space Travel Tips. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Space Travel Tip #2


When in Gole, DON'T do as the Golans do. Their climate controlled planet is set to a constant, pleasant 80 degrees rendering clothing unnecessary. Resist the temptation to reveal yourself as you will most likely be a ghastly sight to the world of genetically enhanced identical twins. They revere their perfected humanity almost religiously. Flaunting your flawed figure would amount to blasphemy.


 

Keep your clothes on and try not to stare, it's rude!


 


 

Monday, January 4, 2010

Space Travel Tip #1

If you enjoy Las Vegas, you should try the gambling world, Gamba.  They say "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," but what fun is that?  What happens in Gamba is broadcast on the Gamba television networks, podcast and uploaded to thraxtube.  Their slogan is "Gamba, fun whether you're physically here or via spycam".